*Hello all my little avi friends*
I joined vzones in 1999 . I love
this little world more than the real one at times. I have made many friends in here. If you can think of any addicted sayings
I will be happy to add them..just email me and include your vzones name plz...huggs
*YOU KNOW YOU ARE ADDICTED TO
VZONES WHEN*
You know you're addicte to NH when someone asks where you've bought something and your reply is "I got it from the vendo"
(Jobo)
1. Your child says he lost something and you ask..."Is it in your turf?
2. You ask your husband."how
many tokens did you make this week?
3. When told it is bed time your two yr old goes to the computor screen
and says, "bye bye kitty cats".
4. Instead of laughing you actually say..."LOL"
5. When asked a question
about your life you say "in world or real world?
6. You tell your neighbours about the big bingo game you won
and they think you won real money.
7. You plan your work schedual around the odds bingo games.
8.
When your husband askes how your day was and you tell Him"oh my god I won a bird and a jackpot and I met..."
9. When
you start to dress and do your hair like your avi.
10.If you panic because your turf rent is due and your atm is
empty.
11.(over heard at a bingo game) "Upon saying it was snowing outside, a child inquired." inworld or real world?"
12.(over heard from avi unknown) you know you are addicted when asked by a person where something is, your reply is
"click on me and chose follow."
13.You have to state if you are speaking of your "realworld"hubby or your "inworld
hubby".
14.When you ask your children to " please ghost"!!
(Cat'trina) *you proudly display an award that
says your pathetic*
TC (tracie) You're driving down the road, looking at the other cars and you have this irresistable
urge to click on them and see who they are.
*The lady in front of you in the grocery store line doesn't have enough
money and you consider lending her some tokens*
(mjc96) *You try to click your real pockets to get something*
(stargazer) *you are at a coke vendo (or machine as they call it in rw) and wonder why when you click the button
the money doesn't come directly from your pockets*
(iceequeen) *You know your addicted to WA when- All your clocks
are set to Vzone time and you live in eastern time zone*
*Or when you are talking on the phone and say you have
to get off the phone to go clean your turf*
(raven) *when you try to put your husband on ignore*
(ms
melinda) *I swear you know you are addicted when 1) Driving to work you can't remember what screen work is at 2) Where
in the world did you put the arrow so you could get to the next screen 3) Are happy when the turning signal flashes at you
Because you know the next screen will soon appear.. Then My Friends YOU are addicted to WA*
(sampo3) *when
your in a shopping center & looking for your wallet & you ask your partner what did you do with your T's.*
(william902)
*YOU KNOW YOUR ADDICTED WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND FIND YOUR HEAD IN YOUR POCKET*
(dubhbar) *Oh
yeah and how many people have CTRL+F3'd or SHIFT+F3'd in an email and were upset when a lil smiley face didnt pop up?*
(butterscotch)
*you have a dream and in the dream you are ghosting down your RW street. At your neighbors house, 3 houses down, you notice
people standing outside so you unghost and ask, "Is there bingo here?"*
(amethysthaxe) *SHIKIES!!! Yanno ure
addicted to WA when during cleaning out the cupboards, throwing away old bowls with no lids.. and plastic McDonald's cups..
you miss the trash can, and ask ure home from school sick kid to "PLEASE pawn that for me!"*
(magewomyn) *You
know you are really addicted to WA when you read all the posts of addictive behaviors and find yourself saying "What, that
seems perfectly normal to me!"*
(veronica) *Your son comes home from school, logs into VZones and has ESP
mail from mom saying...
"Did you take out the trash?" "Do your homework first..." "Clean your room..." "Feed
the dog," "Mommy loves you....LOL"
*A customer calls to schedule a meeting time, and when you check your day runner,
other RW meetings are penciled in, but VZ Events are written in BOLD BLACK INK and highlighted*
(aries rain) *your
hubby asks if the kids gave you a hard time today and you wonder what kids, then remember that you put them on ignore last
week during the big event game.*
*you're 4yr old daughter walks up and touches your screen and when you ask
what she's doing she tells you she's petting the kitties.*
*when ever one of your children wants something
the first words out of their mouths are "mommy, when you're done playing on the c'mputer......................*
*you
know your good friend lives 15 minutes away but why waste gas when you can just wait for her outside her apartment building
in the lobby, periodically clicking the lelevator to see if she's home yet?*
*your other rw friend calls you on the
phone and you suggest she just meet you in bingo park so you can finish your game and talk to her with your hands like normal
people.*
*your turf is cleaner than your house because you just paid two of your best friends to help you move
things, and when you look around your rw home you wonder how many tokens it would cost to get them to come here.*
Hello,
my name is Aries Rain, and I am not an addict! An addict has a chance at one day becoming a recovering addict. I on the
other hand have no problems what so ever, and nothing to recover from. (but sam, how many tokens is it going to take to get
you over here?)
(sustersick) *you consider making the log in page your home page...then decide against it
but go back and do it anyway*
(The Cat) *upon ordering from a waitress you say...esp to Debbie Can i have
one Cafe latte*
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